Let's go find your leak. Vamos.

Here's exactly what happens next — no mystery, no "book a call to discover the price."

We start with a free call. Then everybody starts with the Blueprint.

There's still no menu to pick from — making you diagnose yourself would be malpractice. But before you spend a dollar, we talk. Twenty minutes, no charge, no pitch.

The free fit call. You tell me what's been going on. I tell you whether I'm the right person for it, and what working together would actually look like. If I'm not your person, I'll say so and point you at who is.

Then the Blueprint. It starts with Session Zero — 90 minutes where I walk your buyer's path live and show you exactly where she's leaking out. From there I send your leak map and the plan, and I get to work on the fixes.

And if your leak turns out to be one loose pipe? I fix it right there on the call, the $250 is all you ever pay, and you go enjoy your working funnel. Nobody's selling you a full rebuild for a problem that took nine minutes.

The money, plainly: the Blueprint is $1,750 total, booked with $250 — that's Session Zero. Your worst case is $250 and a fixed problem.

You'll know the price before we ever get on a call.

That's the entire point of putting it here.

You'll know the price before we ever get on a call. That's the entire point of putting it here.

Full breakdown on the Services page

What Happens When You Reach Out

You send the form below. Takes two minutes, and you don't need to prepare anything.

My calendar comes straight back to you — grab a free 20 minutes whenever suits you.

(Rather I reach out first? I read every inquiry properly and reply within 2 business days. And if I somehow don't — chase me. "Nudge" is a love language around here.)

We talk. What's been going on, whether I'm the right fit, what this would look like. No pitch — you already know what it costs.

If we're a fit, you book the Blueprint with $250 and we get you in for Session Zero.

That's it. Four steps, no funnel gymnastics.

(The irony of a funnel strategist making you jump through six hoops to reach her is not lost on me.)

One Honest Heads-up About the Free Call

I'm not going to open your funnel and start diagnosing on that first call.

Not because I'm holding it back — because doing it properly takes 90 focused minutes with your actual pages on screen, and a rushed guess is worse than no guess at all. I've watched too many people act on somebody's five-minute hunch and waste three months on it.

So the free call is about you and me: what's going on, whether I'm right for it, how we'd work. The finding-the-leak part is Session Zero, and it's worth doing properly.

MORE ABOUT ME

BEFORE YOU FILL THIS OUT

You don't need to prepare anything.

Don't clean up your backend. Don't finish the half-written emails. Don't organize the Google Drive, rename the docs, or figure out what's wrong first.

I've seen backends that would make a grown funnel builder cry, and I've cried over my own. Your mess is the completely predictable result of building a business out of advice from 50 different Instagram carousels. It is not a character flaw, and it's not something you have to hide from me before we start.

hey needed somebody to find the floor.

Vení como estás.

Come as you are — chaos included. I'm good at chaos.

"It has been such a relief working with Vittoria.

It's so nice to have someone ask very curious and insightful questions to really understand what is needed for design, conveying the right message, and then creating an upgraded version of what I thought was possible. I know what I want to get across but not always how it can look, and Vittoria never disappoints. She has been wonderful to work with, communicates in a timely manner, and seems to really dive deep into whatever project is thrown at her. This is why I have returned to work with her repeatedly."

— Randy Spelling

FAQs

A few quick questions

How soon can we start?

I can usually get you on a fit call within a week, and booked for Session Zero within 1–2 weeks after that. For the bigger builds I'm typically booked 1–2 months out, so timing depends on my current client load and how deep your fixes go.

About our calls — will you be able to understand me?

Asking so you don't have to: I have Cerebral Palsy and it lives in my speech, so you'll probably miss a word here and there. Honestly? So do I.

Practically, on every call: the chat box is running, so if a word won't come out it arrives in writing. Every call is recorded so you can rewatch at your own pace. And everything that actually matters lands in a format you can't mishear — your leak map is a diagram, your plan is plain English on a page. [The longer answer is in my FAQ Service →]

Is the first call really free?

Really free. No card, no deposit, no "well, since we're here" pivot at minute eighteen. You already know what the Blueprint costs because it's written above — so there's nothing for me to spring on you.